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	<title>Comments on: Ad Nauseam: He Went to Jared; I&#8217;m Going to Vomit</title>
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
		<link>http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/ad-nauseam-he-went-to-jared-im-going-to-vomit/#comment-96</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 02:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ian, how about this for a blanket statement about someone you don&#039;t know...

You&#039;re a fag, Ian. Get that hand off your boyfriend&#039;s dick and type a coherent opinion.

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BTW The girls name is Sadie Alexandru.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ian, how about this for a blanket statement about someone you don&#8217;t know&#8230;</p>
<p>You&#8217;re a fag, Ian. Get that hand off your boyfriend&#8217;s dick and type a coherent opinion.</p>
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<p>BTW The girls name is Sadie Alexandru.</p>
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		<title>By: VK1</title>
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		<dc:creator>VK1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 00:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He went to Jared...an I went to Costco and got it $2k cheaper.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He went to Jared&#8230;an I went to Costco and got it $2k cheaper.</p>
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		<title>By: Rick</title>
		<link>http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/ad-nauseam-he-went-to-jared-im-going-to-vomit/#comment-91</link>
		<dc:creator>Rick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where can i see these commercials?  I heard they are quite awful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where can i see these commercials?  I heard they are quite awful.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Lee in Atlanta</title>
		<link>http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/ad-nauseam-he-went-to-jared-im-going-to-vomit/#comment-90</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Lee in Atlanta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First, the radio commercials are so horrid with the high pitched yammering that I thought the stores must be...had to be... as junky and yammering as the audio...  &quot;let it be JAAARRRRREEEEDDD&quot;... 

Second, because of the frankly ear annoying yammer, I was curious about the store/s itself.  I had a moderately successful career interest in radio and audio advertising and my curiosity was satisfied with a store visit.

While seeing a friend in Knoxville, TN this weekend, I went to JAAAARRRRREEEEEDDDDD.

What a pleasant suprise, really!  the store was attractive and I was met by and very nicely greeted by an exceptionally attractive -to me- woman in the store.  She was so cordial and pleasant in a friendly and quietly sophisticated way that I was frankly shocked that a store with such screamingly annoying sounding radio commercials would have an in-store ambiance that was so positive! 

I was in the Knoxville store in the late morning Saturday Dec 13.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, the radio commercials are so horrid with the high pitched yammering that I thought the stores must be&#8230;had to be&#8230; as junky and yammering as the audio&#8230;  &#8220;let it be JAAARRRRREEEEDDD&#8221;&#8230; </p>
<p>Second, because of the frankly ear annoying yammer, I was curious about the store/s itself.  I had a moderately successful career interest in radio and audio advertising and my curiosity was satisfied with a store visit.</p>
<p>While seeing a friend in Knoxville, TN this weekend, I went to JAAAARRRRREEEEEDDDDD.</p>
<p>What a pleasant suprise, really!  the store was attractive and I was met by and very nicely greeted by an exceptionally attractive -to me- woman in the store.  She was so cordial and pleasant in a friendly and quietly sophisticated way that I was frankly shocked that a store with such screamingly annoying sounding radio commercials would have an in-store ambiance that was so positive! </p>
<p>I was in the Knoxville store in the late morning Saturday Dec 13.</p>
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		<title>By: HW</title>
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		<dc:creator>HW</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The fun irony in all this is that, as far as jewelry goes, Jared is pretty cheap (quality-wise).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fun irony in all this is that, as far as jewelry goes, Jared is pretty cheap (quality-wise).</p>
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		<title>By: Ian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Joe, it&#039;s you.  You are the target audience for these ads.  You don&#039;t see anything wrong with legendarily SHITTY advertisements, because &quot;hurf durf they need to advertise!&quot;  And you&#039;ll tolerate the ad because you want the chick in it.  So you aren&#039;t going to be put off by what is essentially a cheese-grater to the brain of most sensible people.  

But you miss WHY jewelry &quot;makes women feel nice.&quot;  Or some women.  And you miss that the women portrayed in these ads, the one you want so hard, are shallow, soulless vultures.  They&#039;re the sort of people who spout other people&#039;s opinions, and when encountered by sane people, the other party will nod politely and walk away from the exchange while their brain screams at them as it peels through the layers of WRONGNESS with everything that just came out of the woman&#039;s mouth.  Most of the time you can&#039;t even let them have it verbally, even if you want to, because you can&#039;t even know where to start.

You&#039;re receptive to everything they want to get across, and blind to everything that comes across for the rest of us.  

You&#039;re like that one idiot in a million who replies to spam emails in order to buy &quot;H3RB4&#124; V!4GRA.&quot;  It only takes one of the RIGHT KIND OF IDIOT, out of thousands at whom they spit this shit.  Just one to make it worth it.  I hope you&#039;re proud of yourself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joe, it&#8217;s you.  You are the target audience for these ads.  You don&#8217;t see anything wrong with legendarily SHITTY advertisements, because &#8220;hurf durf they need to advertise!&#8221;  And you&#8217;ll tolerate the ad because you want the chick in it.  So you aren&#8217;t going to be put off by what is essentially a cheese-grater to the brain of most sensible people.  </p>
<p>But you miss WHY jewelry &#8220;makes women feel nice.&#8221;  Or some women.  And you miss that the women portrayed in these ads, the one you want so hard, are shallow, soulless vultures.  They&#8217;re the sort of people who spout other people&#8217;s opinions, and when encountered by sane people, the other party will nod politely and walk away from the exchange while their brain screams at them as it peels through the layers of WRONGNESS with everything that just came out of the woman&#8217;s mouth.  Most of the time you can&#8217;t even let them have it verbally, even if you want to, because you can&#8217;t even know where to start.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re receptive to everything they want to get across, and blind to everything that comes across for the rest of us.  </p>
<p>You&#8217;re like that one idiot in a million who replies to spam emails in order to buy &#8220;H3RB4| V!4GRA.&#8221;  It only takes one of the RIGHT KIND OF IDIOT, out of thousands at whom they spit this shit.  Just one to make it worth it.  I hope you&#8217;re proud of yourself.</p>
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		<title>By: gg</title>
		<link>http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/ad-nauseam-he-went-to-jared-im-going-to-vomit/#comment-87</link>
		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>retards</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>retards</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Dockery</title>
		<link>http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/ad-nauseam-he-went-to-jared-im-going-to-vomit/#comment-86</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Dockery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We&#039;re about to go into the Greatest Depression of All Time,yet people are still wasting money on this junk.

You can&#039;t eat jewelery.It doesn&#039;t keep you warm.It&#039;s resale value will be negligble with everyone trying to raise cash with what&#039;s coming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re about to go into the Greatest Depression of All Time,yet people are still wasting money on this junk.</p>
<p>You can&#8217;t eat jewelery.It doesn&#8217;t keep you warm.It&#8217;s resale value will be negligble with everyone trying to raise cash with what&#8217;s coming.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The brunette in this commercial is GORGEOUS. I just want to kiss her cheek, and nibble her neck. I WISH I could get her name, fap fap fap.

I don&#039;t hold anything against Jared&#039;s, they are advertising, advertising is a key component of a successful national business. Sure it&#039;s a bit unrealistic, but so are talking Gecko&#039;s with a Cockny English accent.

As for Occasional Jewelry. I have no problem with it. I can see engagements, because it makes the woman feel nice. I can&#039;t imagine too many women willing to accept some hemp engagement ring like some of the hairy armpit chicks detracting these ads. Most down to earth women would be happy to accept a nice diamond for engagement, from wherever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The brunette in this commercial is GORGEOUS. I just want to kiss her cheek, and nibble her neck. I WISH I could get her name, fap fap fap.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t hold anything against Jared&#8217;s, they are advertising, advertising is a key component of a successful national business. Sure it&#8217;s a bit unrealistic, but so are talking Gecko&#8217;s with a Cockny English accent.</p>
<p>As for Occasional Jewelry. I have no problem with it. I can see engagements, because it makes the woman feel nice. I can&#8217;t imagine too many women willing to accept some hemp engagement ring like some of the hairy armpit chicks detracting these ads. Most down to earth women would be happy to accept a nice diamond for engagement, from wherever.</p>
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		<title>By: Lynnchee</title>
		<link>http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/ad-nauseam-he-went-to-jared-im-going-to-vomit/#comment-65</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynnchee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoever thinks that Jared is the epitome of quality jewelry is surfing in Nebraska.  Everytime I hear those repulsiv Jared commercials I want to rip my ears off.  Besides the fact that the idea of the engagement ring was concocted by the diamond industry themselves.  People just buy into these ideas and lap it up.

And why is it that women are so shallow that they require a piece jewelry for every occassion or holiday on the calendar?  Heart shaped diamonds for Valentines, journey pendants for christmas, anniversary earrings.. so on and so forth.  Pretty soon women will want earrings for Presidents day or MLK.  What the hell?

Personally, I don&#039;t believe in owning an engagement ring purely for the purpose of benefiting large corporate jewerly companies.  I just want the wedding band.  Consequently, the piece of jewelry I want can ONLY be found at Wellendorf.  And no one that I know has ever heard of it or would even recognize it if it were on my finger.  I don&#039;t give a rats ass what other petty snarky woment think of me.
If you&#039;re going to buy jewelry you shouldn&#039;t go to somewhere so generic and cookie cutter as Jared. And any woman who values their love and affection based on jewelry doesn&#039;t deserve love.  Besides, does anyone know what exactly a galleria of jewelry is?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoever thinks that Jared is the epitome of quality jewelry is surfing in Nebraska.  Everytime I hear those repulsiv Jared commercials I want to rip my ears off.  Besides the fact that the idea of the engagement ring was concocted by the diamond industry themselves.  People just buy into these ideas and lap it up.</p>
<p>And why is it that women are so shallow that they require a piece jewelry for every occassion or holiday on the calendar?  Heart shaped diamonds for Valentines, journey pendants for christmas, anniversary earrings.. so on and so forth.  Pretty soon women will want earrings for Presidents day or MLK.  What the hell?</p>
<p>Personally, I don&#8217;t believe in owning an engagement ring purely for the purpose of benefiting large corporate jewerly companies.  I just want the wedding band.  Consequently, the piece of jewelry I want can ONLY be found at Wellendorf.  And no one that I know has ever heard of it or would even recognize it if it were on my finger.  I don&#8217;t give a rats ass what other petty snarky woment think of me.<br />
If you&#8217;re going to buy jewelry you shouldn&#8217;t go to somewhere so generic and cookie cutter as Jared. And any woman who values their love and affection based on jewelry doesn&#8217;t deserve love.  Besides, does anyone know what exactly a galleria of jewelry is?</p>
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